my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
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(Source: niiiiiicolaaa, via d-e-a-l-i-n-g)
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
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I find it so funny that americans actually think chicks are killed before they even start growing inside the eggs… Kill your selves please.